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Total Medals Earned: 23 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 260 Points

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/28/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 12/10/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Bad Transit Unlocked 12/10/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/9/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/155 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/29/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Impotent Unlocked 5/29/09
100 Points
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 1/6/10
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/16/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/16/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 3/16/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/16/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/16/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/16/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/16/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/16/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/29/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Backfire Unlocked 5/29/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Spewer

Burp Unlocked 5/11/09
5 Points
Complete the first chapter.
Airhead 10 Points Complete the second chapter.
Architect 10 Points Complete a level made in the map editor.
Rocket Sauce 10 Points Complete the third chapter.
Gishy 25 Points Complete the fourth chapter.
Conclusion 50 Points Complete the final chapter.
Perfectionist 100 Points Complete the bonus chapter.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 12/26/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 12/26/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 12/26/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 12/26/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Strong Armed Unlocked 12/26/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)